; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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