I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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