I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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