She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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