so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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