I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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