but the lizard people decide everything anyway
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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