Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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