official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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