when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We named our party play list daddy issues
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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