Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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