There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It's never too late to be topless.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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