She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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