This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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