Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
