all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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