I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
