is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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