so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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