The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
