their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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