i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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