I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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