Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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