They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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