so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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