His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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