Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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