i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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