i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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