this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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