You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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