my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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