it wasn't lemon gatorade
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
