i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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