He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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