You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I've blown a few things in my day
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
