I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
wow bdsm is so cute
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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