At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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