the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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