Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
