just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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