i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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