the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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