that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
