I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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