Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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