Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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