Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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