I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My dick has a subreddit
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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