theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
ok first of all what the fuck
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
