we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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