possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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